My life … condensed into 9 GIFs
I’m too awkward to date, I think. I’m kind of all or nothing, you know? Either put a baby inside of me or leave me alone.
That can be arranged.
*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*
spreading the christmas cheer guys
Time to watch this everyday for the rest of this month.
my brother told me there were literally traffic accidents bc people who weren’t aware the movie was being filmed saw will ferrell prancing around as an elf and were like what the fuck
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
If you don’t like puns or sarcasm then we’ll probably never get along ever.
Anonymous asked: I'm not going to come off anon because who I am shouldn't affect how you answer. You should just answer honestly. Have you two had sex and/or do you love him?
I should just answer honestly? Coming from someone… oh wait, that’s all I know for now. You want the truth, ask me. I won’t publish our conversation. But as far as I’m concerned, anyone too scared to ask me straight up whats up isn’t man enough to handle any kind of answer, whether its what they want to hear or not. I’m honestly really failing to see why it even matters or, whoever you are, why you even give a single fuck, let alone however many you’ve taken the time to post now. Like fucking shit, obviously you know him. If you aren’t man, or woman, enough to ask me, go fucking ask him.
But again I request, come off anon and tell me why you give a shit what has or has not happened between Cole and I.
My best friend is my other best friend’s cousin and I didn’t even know! They didn’t either, until tonight. Whooooooooooaw. Small freakin’ world, innit? LAWL